Page 101 (drawings 2006-2008)

I own your data
i own your data (2008)

Desert sand
desert sand

Robert Scoble
robert scoble

Ella Fitzgerald
ella fitzgerald

Paradise with view
paradise with view


Favorites from “Ignore Everybody”, 1998-2008

[These are some of my favorite business-card cartoons ever; they all appeared in my first book, “Ignore Everybody”, and were all drawn in that first decade between 1997-2008. These are the seminal ones; this is as good as my work ever got etc.]

91301_commitment 91303_lifestyle

91305_complete_asshole

91307_henry

91309_artists_bar

91311_the_poor

91313_complete

91315_eric

91317_glorious

91319_scared

91321_lie

91323_suffer

91325_jesus

91325_upgraded

91329_expensive

91331_otherplans

91333_happy_coincidence

91335_tackyandgross

91337_filmstudent

91339_hislies

91341_snatch

91343_mistakenly

91345_thursday_night

91347_stupid_fuck

91349_please

91351_crap_enough

91353_four_year

91355_the_price

91357_currentlevel

91359_glamorous_looking

91363_survive

91365_choose copy

91367_disposable

91369_greatest_city

91371_threelittlewords

91373_fabulousness

91375_useful_device

91377_the_gaps

91379_frankly

91381_phone_number

91383_after_that

91385_hell_even_a_dime

91387_I_dont_have_friends

Badasschick112

InsanitySkunkworks112

QualityIsnt112

ReadMyBlog

SomethingtoBelievein

TheShortTail112


Page 79 (drawings from 2008)

Core values

core values

Feed me more
feed me more

Forgiveness proved elusive
forgiveness proved elusive

I am not alone
i am not alone

Invented by a douchebag
invented by a douchebag

I will experience joy
i will experience joy

Moses asked God
moses asked god

Not sure I ever did
not sure i ever did

Push the impossible
push the inmpossible

Rich young dumb
rich young dumb

07sayyestofreshness_00_08
say yes to freshness

Song
song

Take me to bed
take me to bed

The great oppressor
the great oppressor

untitled
untitled 01

untitled
untitled 02

untitled
untitled 03

Waiting for the angels
waiting for the angels

We write screenplays
we write screenplays

Fog of love
fog of love

Love without harmony
love without harmony

Mentally marketing
mentally marketing

Metrics obsessed
metrics obsessed

Shoji
shoji (a japanese sushi place in south beach, miami, now closed)

Temporary boredom cure
temporary boredom cure

Texas
texas

The artist left
the artist left

untitled
untitled 04

untitled
untitled 05

Waiting without doing
waiting without doing


Page 77 (drawings from 2008)

Core values
core values

Feed me more
feed me more

Forgiveness proved elusive
forgiveness

I am not alone
i am not alone

Invented by a douchebag
invented by a douchebag

I will experience joy
i will experience joy

Moses asked God
moses asked god

Not sure I ever did
not sure i ever did

Push the impossible
push the impossible

Rich young dumb
rich young dumb

07sayyestofreshness_00_08
say yes to freshness

Song
song

Take me to bed
take me to bed

The great oppressor
the great oppressor

untitled
untitled 01

untitled
untitled 02

untitled
untitled 03

Waiting for the angels
waiting for the angels

We write screenplays
we write screenplays

Fog of love
fog of love

Love without harmony
love without harmony

Shoji
shoji

Mentally marketing
mentally marketing

Metrics obsessed
metric-obsessed

Temporary boredom cure
temporary boredom cure

Texas
texas

The artist left
the artist left

untitled
untitled 04

untitled
untitled 05

Waiting without doing
waiting without doing