Favorites from “Ignore Everybody”, 1998-2008

[These are some of my favorite business-card cartoons ever; they all appeared in my first book, “Ignore Everybody”, and were all drawn in that first decade between 1997-2008. These are the seminal ones; this is as good as my work ever got etc.]

91301_commitment 91303_lifestyle

91305_complete_asshole

91307_henry

91309_artists_bar

91311_the_poor

91313_complete

91315_eric

91317_glorious

91319_scared

91321_lie

91323_suffer

91325_jesus

91325_upgraded

91329_expensive

91331_otherplans

91333_happy_coincidence

91335_tackyandgross

91337_filmstudent

91339_hislies

91341_snatch

91343_mistakenly

91345_thursday_night

91347_stupid_fuck

91349_please

91351_crap_enough

91353_four_year

91355_the_price

91357_currentlevel

91359_glamorous_looking

91363_survive

91365_choose copy

91367_disposable

91369_greatest_city

91371_threelittlewords

91373_fabulousness

91375_useful_device

91377_the_gaps

91379_frankly

91381_phone_number

91383_after_that

91385_hell_even_a_dime

91387_I_dont_have_friends

Badasschick112

InsanitySkunkworks112

QualityIsnt112

ReadMyBlog

SomethingtoBelievein

TheShortTail112


Page 36 (drawings from 2009)


Page 78 (drawings from 2009)

How you hurt me
the phoenix

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untitled 01

Billionaire on paper
billionaire on paper

Hot action tonight
hot action tonighjt

Hugh Macleod
nnnnnnn

Love is just a euphemism
love is just

Understand my own death
understand my own death

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Socially erect
socially erect

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California
california

Starship to nowhere
starship

Artist
artist

Insanity of caring
insanity of caring

I want for nothing
iwant for nothing

Sharing a small island
sharing a small island

It's all media
it’s all media

Validate my bullshit
validate

Ball of joy
ball of joy

Don't do forgiveness
i don’t do

Elavator pitch
elevator pitch

Ferment of longing
ferment of longing

Fuck with my heart
fuck with my heart

Khaki power
khaki power

Looking for a portal
looking for a portal

Save 50% to 75%
save 50% to 75%

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Paid my dues
paid my dues

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Not dead loved
not dead, loved


Page 54 (drawings from 2008-2010)

Defined by my asshole
defined by my asshole

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Usefull interesting blurry
useful interesting blurry

Biography bookshop inc
biography bookshop

Dick where his brain used to be
dick where his brain used to be

Lame joke
lame joke

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Decay decay decay
decay decay decay
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Value add
value add

Don Henleys
don henley’s

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Very foreign movie
very foreign movie

At least a fucking try
at leat i fucking try

Electric holy
electric holy

Remained elusive
remained elusive

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Fear and joy
fear and joy

He'd never be poor again
he’d never be poor again

Untitled
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Decide
decide

Fucking boring
fucking boring

Light of light
light of light

Death of culture
death of culture

Peg- Steely Dan
peg -steely dan

Surely there's more to life
surly there’s more to life

Warm cup of piss
warm cup of piss

Killing advertsing
killing advertising

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